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Model From Romania Which Has A 20 Inch Tick Waist

February 7, 2012 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

Romania is a country located at the crossroads of Central and Southeastern Europe, on the Lower Danube, within and outside the Carpathian arch, bordering on the Black Sea. Romania shares a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and Moldova to the northeast and east, and Bulgaria to the south.
At 238,400 square kilometers (92,000 sq mi), Romania is the ninth largest country of the European Union by area, and has the seventh largest population of the European Union with aprox. 20 million people Its capital and largest city is Bucharest, the sixth largest city in the EU with about two million people.
The Kingdom of Romania emerged when the principalities of Moldavia and Wallachia were united under Prince Alexander Ioan Cuza in 1859. Independence from the Ottoman Empire was declared on May 9, 1877, and was internationally recognized the following year. At the end of World War I, Transylvania, Bukovina and Bessarabia united with the Kingdom of Romania. Greater Romania emerged into an era of progression and prosperity that would continue until World War II. By the end of the War, many north-eastern areas of Romania’s territories were occupied by the Soviet Union, and Romania forcibly became a socialist republic and a member of the Warsaw Pact.

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Cool LEGO Freddie Mercury Statue

November 26, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

Freddie Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara (Gujarati: ફારોખ બલ્સારા), 5 September 1946 – 24 November 1991) was a British musician, singer and songwriter, best known as the lead vocalist of the rock band Queen. As a performer, he was known for his flamboyant stage persona and powerful vocals over a four-octaverange. As a songwriter, Mercury composed many hits for Queen, including “Bohemian Rhapsody”, “Killer Queen”, “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” and “We Are the Champions”. In addition to his work with Queen, he led a solo career, penning hits such as “Barcelona”, “I Was Born to Love You” and “Living on My Own”. Mercury also occasionally served as a producer and guest musician (piano or vocals) for other artists. He died of bronchopneumonia brought on by AIDS on 24 November 1991, only one day after publicly acknowledging he had the disease.
Mercury was a Parsi born in Zanzibar and grew up there and in India until his mid-teens. He has been referred to as “Britain’s first Asian rock star”. In 2006, Time Asia named him one of the most influential Asian heroes of the past 60 years, and he continues to be voted one of the greatest singers in the history of popular music. In 2005, a poll organised by Blender and MTV2 saw Mercury voted the greatest male singer of all time. In 2008, Rolling Stone editors ranked him number 18 on their list of the 100 greatest singers of all time. In 2009, a Classic Rock poll saw him voted the greatest rock singer of all time.

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Barack Obama As Spock

September 29, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

Spock is a fictional character in the Star Trek media franchise. First portrayed by Leonard Nimoy in the original Star Trek series, Spock also appears in the animated Star Trek series, two episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, seven of the Star Trek feature films, and numerous Star Trek books, comics, and video games. In the 2009 film Star Trek, Nimoy reprised his role alongside Zachary Quinto, who played a younger, alternate-timeline version of the character, with Jacob Kogan playing Spock as a child.
Spock serves aboard the starship Enterprise, serving as science officer and first officer, and later as commanding officer of two iterations of the vessel. Spock’s mixed human-Vulcan heritage, as well as being the first Vulcan to enter Star fleet Academy, serve as an important plot element in many of the character’s appearances. Along with James T. Kirk and Leonard McCoy, he is one of the three central characters in the original Star Trek series and its films. After retiring from Star fleet, Spock serves as a Federation ambassador, contributing toward the détente between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. In his later years, he serves as Federation ambassador to the Romulan Empire and becomes involved in the ill-fated attempt to save Romulus from a supernova.

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Johnny Depp On The Set Of New “Dark Shadows” Film

September 15, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

Dark Shadows is a gothic soap opera that originally aired weekdays on the ABC television network, from June 27, 1966 to April 2, 1971. The show was created by Dan Curtis. The story bible, which was written by Art Wallace, does not mention any supernatural elements. It was unprecedented in daytime television when ghosts were introduced about six months after it began.
The series became hugely popular when vampire Barnabas Collins(Jonathan Frid) appeared a year into its run. Dark Shadows also featured werewolves, zombies, man-made monsters, witches, warlocks, time travel, and a parallel universe. A small company of actors each played many roles (as actors came and went, some characters were played by more than one actor). Major writers besides Art Wallace included Malcolm Marmorstein, Sam Hall, Gordon Russell, and Violet Welles.
Dark Shadows was distinguished in many manners: vividly melodramatic performances, atmospheric interiors, memorable storylines, numerous dramatic plot twists, an unusually adventurous music score, and an extremely broad and epic cosmos of characters and heroic adventures. Now regarded as somewhat of a camp classic, it continues to enjoy an intense cult following.
Directors Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, and pop icon Madonna have publicly stated they are fans of the series.

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Recognizable Fictional Characters Based On Real People

August 10, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

A character is the representation of a person in a narrative or dramatic work of art (such as a novel, play, or film). Derived from the ancient Greek word kharaktêr (χαρακτήρ), the earliest use in English, in this sense, dates from the Restoration, although it became widely used after its appearance in Tom Jones in 1749. From this, the sense of “a part played by an actor” developed. Character, particularly when enacted by an actor in the theatre or cinema, involves “the illusion of being a human person.” In literature, characters guide readers through their stories, helping them to understand plots and ponder themes. Since the end of the 18th century, the phrase “in character” has been used to describe an effective impersonation by an actor. Since the 19th century, the art of creating characters, as practised by actors or writers, has been called characterisation.

A character who stands as a representative of a particular class or group of people is known as a type. Types include both stock characters and those that are more fully individualised. The characters in Henrik Ibsen’s Hedda Gabler (1891) and August Strindberg’s Miss Julie (1888), for example, are representative of specific positions in the social relations of class and gender, such that the conflicts between the characters reveal ideological conflicts.

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Katy Perry

June 23, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

From the Terry Richardson photo shoot for the new issue of Rolling Stone, here’s Katy Perry with chocolate boobs. And, because you’ve been moderately well behaved, another photo of her in a bikini from the same shoot. Never say that I don’t give you anything. NEVER.

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A Natural Tan

April 23, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

Some times I wish women weren’t able to take advantage of us with their ****. But then I think ***!

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Tan Disease

April 20, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

It only takes a few years for this tragic affliction to destroy a child’s life.

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Ultimate Music Videos

March 3, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

When MTV was launched in 1981, it soon became the most popular Music Channel ever…with it’s no holds barred attitude, Comic Presenters, funny little cartoon adverts and not forgetting the awesome Music Videos. It was a massive hit with everyone of all ages. It also set standards for all that followed afterwards, by bridging the gap between the races and hosting Music videos such as Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” which finally broke the barrier for other coloured artists to follow in a mainly White dominated Music World.

It mainly aired the most popular Artists of the time, but then also helped promote the lesser known ones too. MTV really boosted the sales of music in those days…Since then we have various Music Channels such as Viva and The Box, but these have never been as popular as MTV.

Now with music being available 24-7 online, available to download and share on social networking sites with just a few clicks, it’s made these channels very old hat.
The biggest online music hosting site nowadays is probably You Tube, on which you can view and share any kind of music you can think of, at any time of day.

Here are some of our Ultimate Music Videos…

Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”

http://www.myspace.com/video/michaeljackson/thriller/104552142

Released in December 1983, Starring Michael Jackson and Ola Ray.
With Michael Jackson’s dance moves, Christopher Lee’s eerie voice over and being directed by one of Horrors top men, John Landis, this sort of short horror movie/ music video was cutting edge at the time and still remains the top music video of all time. With all things spooky, such as dancing zombies and yellow-eyed werewolves, this is an amazing music video and also one of the longest, at 14 minutes long.

Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody”

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/3819350

Released in 1975 from the album “A Night at the Opera” was both clever and simple in it’s execution, but also way ahead of it’s time with the digital graphics. Made up of Close ups of the group and exerts of live performances, it is one amazing song…

It stayed top of the UK charts for 9 weeks and sold more than a million copies by the end of January 1976. And it’s still a massive hit today…such a shame that Freddie Mercury passed away so early in his life, he was such a great singer and songwriter.

Metallica “Until It Sleeps”

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6gr5j_metallica-until-it-sleeps_music

Released in 1996 from the album “Load” and written by James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich.
This is an awesome song and video, full of evil monsters and bizarre fairytale looking characters. There are references to death and pain in the lyrics and visual images of Christ on the cross, Adam, Eve, the Evil snake and the Tree of Life, which are reference to the pain of James loosing his mother to Cancer.

It won the MTV Music Video Award for Best Rock Video in 1996.

Rhianna “Disturbia”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCt4mB2PGgc

As the name suggests, it’s a disturbing music video about torture, imprisonment and ultimately about loosing your mind. Released in the UK in July 2008 from the album “Good Girl Gone Bad”
It was written by Rhianna’s Ex Chris Brown along with Andy Merritt and Brian Kennedy.
It was Ranked at No 9 by Billboard Magazine, on a list of of songs of the Summer of 2008.

Beyonce “Single Ladies”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHVQT8aIBM

Released in October 2008 from the album “I am….Sasha Fierce”
This video is so stunning set in black and white, so simple, not overcomplicated with loads of dancers. What makes it work is the great music, fantastic choreography and of course Beyonce and that gorgeous behind. Three scantily clad young ladies dancing to a brilliant song…what could be better than that. It won Best Video of the Year, Best Choreography and Best Editing Awards at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Talking Heads “Once in a Lifetime “

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

From their album “Remain in Light” released in February 1981
What a funny and certainly weird video, it’s definitely different…The dancing and hitting himself is really amusing, similar movement to what a marionette would do. Supposedly some of the jerky and weird movements were based on the spasms that epilepsy suffers have. Lovely…
The graphics are quite unusual but quite effective looking for the early 80’s.

Guns N Roses “November Rain”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Released in 1992 from the album “Use Your Illusion I”, ballad like, rock video, with a mix of orchestra and GNR Live. It makes one hellish Music Video… The story is about Axl getting married and being ever so happy, until she dies without explanation.
The settings are just fantastic, with a beautiful white wooden church on a hill (where Slash plays his guitar solo), to the traditional looking church where they have a rock wedding, complete with the rest the band.This single topped at No 3 in the Charts. Such a shame that the band split up, they were so great together.

Jamiroquai “Virtual Insanity”

http://www.spike.com/video/virtual-insanity/2681518

Video which has received numerous Music Video Awards from MTV in 1997.
You can certainly see why…in it Jay Kay appears to move across the floor without moving and dance across the floor without actually getting anywhere, this is supposedly achieved by by using moving sections of floor on stage and also by using stationary floors and moving walls. This creates the different effects you see in the video and I think it’s amazingly done and brilliantly choreographed.

Lady Gaga “Bad Romance”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

From the album “The Fame Monster” this was released in October 2009.
Lady Gag is well just gaga, she is absolutely out there, but I think it’s all mainly done for publicity.

The music is very catchy on this one and seems to be stuck in my head, which is unusual as I normally listen to Heavy Metal. This Video just breaks all the rules tho, with those I’ve been on drugs huge eyes (think they use them on drug driving adverts now) and I love the alien backbone in the naked shower scene. Visually it all works in a weird kind of way, with the outlandish, daring and just plain stupid outfits, the dancers and the drama. But it just wouldn’t be Gaga without all this kind of Alice in Wonderland kind of silliness.

Nine Inch Nails “Closer”

http://vimeo.com/3554226

From the album “ Downward Spiral” which was released in May 1994.
This is one of NIN most well known songs, mainly due to it’s explicit Music Video. Which included nudes, Dead things, bondage and of course it’s profane sexual content contained n the songs lyrics. I personally love this Music Video, it’s kind of Victorian arty but creepy at the same time and shot in sepia old film it looks great and with the very clever visual effects thrown in for good measure, makes this one of the most fantastic Videos I have ever seen.

It was also ranked at No 93 in the VH1’s countdown of the “100 Greatest Sings of the Past 25 Years”

For more News and Music Reviews keep an eye out for my next months Music Article, you can also find everything Music on Virgin’s site Red Room. Demon Chick xx

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10 Worst song lyrics ever

February 17, 2011 By IHaveCoolName Leave a Comment

It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines… (sorry Dickens) The best songs are
those that win music reviews and have lyrics that move us, bring us joy and transform us. The worst songs could not win any music have tunes that annoy or lyrics that can be puzzling, ridiculous, crude or just make us cringe.

Lyrics have changed through the decades in line with popular culture. In the innocent
50s, song lines were full of doo whop, la la and baby, the 60s started to get a bit
more sophisticated, but then rapidly became the drug fuelled nonsense of the 70s.
The crazy sounds of the 80s gave way to lots of arse waggling, bling and assorted
names for female parts across the 90s and naughties.

Some songs just have a random, illogical line that stands out as unfathomable, silly
or downright stupid. Rhyme is often their downfall, such as
“Song she sang to me, song she brang to me” (Play Me by Neil Diamond).

1. Sometimes the lines are both illogical and repetitious, just ask The Back Eyed Peas
in My Humps:
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”

In others, the whole premise of the song is just wrong, like My Achy Breaky Heart by
Billy Ray Cyrus and no, don’t worry I’m not going to irritate you with the lyrics.

Here are some of the best of the worst, the type that has strangely hit the music news again and again;

2. Shania Twain and Mutt Lange – Honey I’m Home
“My panty line shows / Got a run in my hose / My hair went flat / Man, I hate that”

Wow Shania. Sounds like you’re chatting to your girlfriend on the phone and you
know what, that ain’t the kind of down home, simple-life song we want to hear.
Although obviously some folk liked it as it is her seventh and last number one single
to date on the Billboard country singles chart.

3. Puff Daddy and Mase’s – Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down
“Young, black and famous / With money hangin’ / Out the anus”
The rest of the stream of consciousness lyrics are along a similar and fairly nasty
vein. This was the first single on Sean Combs’ debut album No Way Out in 1997. It
spent six weeks at number one and was also the first chart single for rapper Mase.

4. Written by The Neptunes and recorded by Kelis – Milkshake
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, / And their like
It’s better than yours, Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you, / But I have to charge”

I love the plain silliness of this song and its associated video clip. It’s catchy, sexy
and ridiculous. It received mixed music reviews in 2003 from ‘brilliant’ to ‘odd’.

5. Written by Jimmy Webb – MacArthur Park
“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took
so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again… Oh, no!”

This Grammy Award winning glorious song was first recorded by Richard Harris,
made famous by Donna Summer and now revived in Priscilla the Musical. Webb told
interviewers the lyrics were symbolic of an ended love affair. Uh huh, sure, we get
that.

6. Steve Miller Band – The Joker
“Some people call me Maurice / Cause I speak of the pompitous of love”

Now what does that mean? Apparently pompitous or pompatus was a newly coined
term, but for what? This is a self referential song back to previous hits by the Steve
Millar Band as well as other band’s songs. My favourite line is ‘Really love your
peaches/ want to shake your tree’. The song hit number one on the charts when first
released in 1974 and again in 1990 after it featured in an advert.

7. Paul McCartney – Ebony & Ivory
“Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?
We all know that people are the same wherever we go
There is good and bad in everyone
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive”

Some song music is wonderful but the lyrics just make you want to throw up, don’t
they? McCartney recorded this gut-wrencher with Stevie Wonder and it went to
number one in the UK and US in 1982. I said the 80s were crazy. It was a tight race
for worst lyrics between this song and The Girl is Mine – a saccharine duet with
Michael Jackson.

8. Carly Simon – You’re So Vain
“You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye / Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte”

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Simon’s biggest hit is ranked 72 in the
Billboard Greatest Songs of All Time and was released in 1972. Although apparently
meant to be a combination of egotistical men, Warren Beatty is pretty sure it is him.
Others implicated by rumour or Simon herself include Nick Nolte, Kris Kristofferson,
Mick Jagger, David Bowie but definitely not her one time husband James Taylor.

9. Benito Benitez, John “Virgo” Garrett III (aliases for German producers Michael
Münzing and Luca Anzilotti), Thea Austin and Durron Butler – Rhythm is a Dancer
“I’m as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer”

Produced by Snap and released in 1992, I wonder which of these five writers take
credit for this gem of a line? It was a huge hit topping the charts in several countries
including the UK.

10. Mark Chapman, Nicky Chinn/ Toni Basil – Mickey
“So come on and give it to me anyway you can / Anyway you want to do it, I’ll take it
like a man / But please baby, please don’t leave me in this jam Mickey
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine / You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey
Mickey”

This song released by Toni Basil is a cover of Racey’s 1979 hit Kitty, written by
Chapman and Chinn and is dangerously in Achy Breaky Heart territory. Just plain
awful and wildly successful in the first days of MTV. Hey Toni – please put down
those pom poms and stop already.

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